No Parody

Bart Baker

Everything about this is no
This song is no!
This vid is no!
My dancing is no!
Plus it looks and sounds old
Like something Britney Spears did fifteen years ago
What's with your new look? It's straight up no!
Your hair is no!
Your clothes are no!
Your make-up is no!
Your stylist really blows
Did she pick out that coat?
You should let her go
You look like a leprechaun girl
No!
I wanted to do something that was new
Change the way people thought about me
So I dyed my hair, changed the clothes I wear
And learned some lame choreaography
Then I discarded the sound that made me big
Ninteen-fifties bubble gum doo-woop
For a sound that straight rips of NSYNC and Britney Spears style pop
There's a message in this song
It's a feminist anthem
Ant the message is any time a man talks to you say
Excuse me
No!
We're here to
No!
We need to clean
No!
We need to clean the floor
We are the janitors
I guess we should just start
Quit hitting on me jerks I said no
We'll start here
No!
Be careful
No!
The floor is wet
No!
Miss Trainor
I said no!
But you're dancing too close
You're going to slip
No!
Quit asking me out guys I said no!
Every guy I see tries hitting on me
I'm sick of it that's why I'm mean to them
but that sounds arrogant!
No you don't understand th effect my body has on men
All these girls with me are totally skinny
Which is weird because my biggest song is about positiv body image for overweight girls
Meghan we're senior VPs at your record company
We're concerned about this
No stop trying to hit on me!
Now we think
No!
This song's too
No!
It's not a hit
No!
You need to re-record and maybe write some more songs like you did before
I'm not going out with you assholes!
I don't want
No!
I'm married
No!
Meghan I'm gay!
No! Shut up leave me alone!
But Meghan
I said no! You're not taking me home!
What's wrong with her?
She's delusional!
All men are good for nothng
If you see one run and scream
Can someone help me open this jar it's totally stuck!
Results are back from test we ran on your blood Meghan
And we have determined you're actually a man
That can't be!
Yes it can!
If I'm a man then I must say no
To my hands
No!
To my feet
No!
To my elbows
No!
To myself as a whole!
She is losing control! She is gonna blow!
No n-n-no n-n-no no!