[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):]
Most of my songs are about
Being obsessed with sex and hot dudes
And since I look like I'm twelve
it's creepy when I show off my boobs
I broke into this guy's house
Cos I'm totally obsessed with him
Can't keep my hands to myself
Got to touch everything owned by him

Oh-oh
I touch his shirts and his dockers
Because I'm a crazy stalker
And his socks, his shoes, and all his ties
I know if I touch everything
He'll have no choice but to love me
Like his brush, his floss, and his nail file

Can't keep my hands to myself

[Jessica Lesaca (Maid):]
Hey you! What the hell?
Who are you what is your deal?
I like how that feels

[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):]
I have to touch all his foods
And this oven used for cooking it
That doesn't feel very good

[Ben Loescher (Chef):]
Wow Selena you are dumb as shit

[Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):]
Selena!
What are you doin in my house?
I thought I told you to stay out
Also why are you fondling my ice?

[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):]
Justin my dear I still love you
So I decided to stalk you!
And touching you things it feels so nice

[Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):]
Well keep your hands to yourself!

[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):]
No stop what the hell?

[Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):]
What's going on?

[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):]
I can't tell
Can't control myself

[Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):]
Your hands are under some spell
Like they have minds of themselves
It must be demons from hell!
Evil time to be expelled!

[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):]
Can't keep my hands to myself