Anaconda Parody

Bart Baker

This song is about butts these girls all have big butts
This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts
I’m dry humping bamboo in a jungle

My butt’s so big it’s like two gigantic bubbles
And I always show it off cause it’s my greatest asset but it’s enhanced by surgery yes it’s made out of plastic
It’s not real real real
Cost major cash and my surgery bill is going up fast
Got work on my nose and my lips plus tit implants my fake teeth Mister Ed status
Feed me a carrot
Booty shake with a snake ninety five percent of me is fake
Twerkin’ so hard it cause a massive earthquake
Now I’m rapping so damn fast think my tongue’s about to break.
Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake
Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap
But my lyrics are real bad they’re complete and utter crap
I’m dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

A turntable with fruit
A pink speaker and skull
This video is things that don’t make any sense
And butts

You ripped off “Baby Got Back”
I’m pissed off
Turned it to trash
Give me some
Of all that cash

Ha ha bitch please. ( flatulence ) Talk to the ass.

For some reason there’s a gym out in the jungle.
Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles.
I pump real hard but there’s no sweat on my complexion.
Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections.
Then I slam my crotch. Into the floor rap about sex non stop.
Act like a whore. Waste the talent I got.
Writing lyrics that will turn your brain to rot.
I am a dumb shit.
Kitchen scene.
Whipping cream.
Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin.
My super slutty act is wearing real thin.
In about seven years I’m gonna look like Lil Kim.
Rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that I’m dim.
So plastic when I die throw me in recycling.
Drake is sitting in a chair now I’m gonna dance for him.
I’m dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

I don’t want a lap dance.
Your butt is too damn fat.

You’re gonna eat this ass.

I can’t! No I need air! Stop
grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh

What are you saying Drake?

I’m trying to warn you.
Nicki behind you there’s a snake.

Oh my gosh!
Look at that snake!

That’s right bitch.
He hasn’t ate.
And he loves juicy butt steak.
Anaconda eat that fake skank!

My Anaconda ate Nick’s buns and now this dumb song’s done.