I'm sick of doing things for you
I ain't your mama!

I was watching that!

Poor you
I ain't your mama!

What is your problem?

Boy I ain't your mama

But what the hell do you expect when you only date you
Young backup dancers?
I am barely legal
You're a cougar!
You're 46 years old

It's true I like my men
Extremely young
The sexy dancer type
Who's dumb and hung
But my relationships all fail
Time and again
Cos I'm more than twice as
Old as my men
They're all spoiled
From my money
They make me cook
They make me clean
I'm like their slave

Girl stop acting
Like you do not have maids and cooks that you pay
Drop this dumb charade!
Hey!

All men lack maturity

Woah I was eating!

Want no responsibilities

Ouch I am bleeding!

I love this feeling

Hey you broke my PC!

Is he your fiance?
You should leave him
You ain't his mama

Why would you say that?

Cause all men act like kids
Dump his lame ass!

She's right take back your ring!

Ladies you don't need a man
All men do is mooch off you
And expect you to cook and clean and do their laundry
Like you're their mama
Well that stops now!
Walk up to your husband or boyfriend
Tell that lazy asshole
I ain't your mama
And dump his ass!

What's with our girls?

They don't like us
Due to J-Lo's
Midlife crisis

They've been brainwashed
By her huge butt

We're too good to be
Your loser's mommies

We're finally free
Bitch

J Lo has set all women free
She is our hero
Men are things we do not need
Cos they're all zeroes
Wait I just thought of
One potential problem
What we do for sex
Without our men?

Oh that's no problem
We have each other
And we can all be lesbian lovers

Let's all start scissoring!