Well here it goes 
You all listen up here now 
Cause this here is a tale here uh 
Really needs to be told 
Cause americans we truly believe in this 
Howdy folks this is the skatanic rednecks 
I'm the skatanic mechanic 
I'm hank roller and this here is the 
Skatanic mechanic 
Please keep those hands and arms and pecker inside the train 
And remain seated at all times 
Now then 
Hang on to them hats and glasses 
Cause this here is the wildest f**king ride in the wilderness 

You damn kids get off of that tractor right now 
Get out of that f**king tomato patch you little shits 
We're from the backwoods of huntington beach and uh 
This is a tale that needs to be told 
Cause this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness 

I used to have a favorite blanket when I was a babe 
I next picked up a cigarette at twelve years of age 
Then alcohol and marijuana 
Gave me the security that I wanted 
But the novelty wore off 
I was alone and afraid 
But now I find my favorite fix 
Comes from the company of a chick 
And I don't care about her height her weight or her bra size 
I don't give a shit if she can cook on the griddle 
As long as she's got a pussy in the middle 
And an asshole to match 
I don't mind if she works in a sweat shop in china 
As long as she's got a steaming hot vagina 
How I worship that snatch 
And I don't care what you want to call it 
A muff or a bare taco with nothing on it 
I'm still in love 
I'm so in love 
And I don't necessarily care 
But they're better when they don't have any hair 

What's up with that tumbleweed 
If there's grass on the field mow it 
You know I always said before you get your wagon on the trail you need to clear the bush 
If you need a chainsaw to clear it 
Don't go near it 
You get off of that f**king tractor 
How's that you guys 
Or are we rolling