One two three
Wait wait wait, what's the first line again? 
Help! 
Oh yeah. 
One two
Help! 
No wait! 
Sorry. 
One two three four 

[Chorus]
Help! I need somebody 
Help! Not just anybody 
Help! You know I need someone 
Help! 

When I was younger, so much younger than today 
I never needed anybody's help in any way 
And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured 
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door 

[Chorus]

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down 
Down down down 
And I do appreciate you being 'round 
'Round 'round 'round 
Help me get my feet back on the ground 
Ground ground ground 
Won't you please, please help me 

Pete, look, I think I'm a bit toppy. 
Yeah and I'm a bit bottomy, Pete. 

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways 
My independence seems to vanish in the haze 
But every now and then I feel so insecure 
I know that I just need you like I've never done before 

[Chorus]

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down 
Help! 
And I do appreciate you being 'round 
Help! 
Help me get my feet back on the ground 
Help! 
Won't you please, please help me 

They're gonna take the Bananas off it aren't they ? 
Yeah. They're just doing backing vocals. We're singing the medley. 
Well, we better be. Otherwise there'll be trouble. 
Yeah I know ! 

When I was younger, so much younger than today 
I never needed anybody's help in any way 
And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured 
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door 

[Chorus]

Help me if you can, I'm feel