Oh Paddy put the pipe down 
If you got the right sound 
If it's not the right sound 
Neither am I, oh my oh my 

Do your sums 
Work out a fairer way 
If it comes undone 
Just paper over the cracks 
And there ain't no turning back 

Oh on The Sun 
They make you out to be a tearaway 
Comes undone 
Ahh I just spoke to matt 
pat,they want the money back 

Ah put the pipe down 
If you got the right sound 
If it's the right sound 
Oh my, oh my 

Do your sums 
Work out a fairer way 
Can you play no fun 
Oh what you think of that 
Cause they wanted but... 

You better pipe down 
You got the right sound 
Put the pipe down 
Oh my, oh my, oh my 

Na na-na na-na... 

Oh Paddy put the pipe down 
If you got the right sound 
If it's not the right sound 
Neither am I, oh my oh my 

Oh Paddy put the pipe down 
If you got the right sound 
If it's the right sound 
Oh my, oh my, oh my