I love my woman, no Im tell you the truth
But I aint gonna put up with the way she do
My gal doing something that I know it wont work
Me and her one just might get hurt

Shes evil mother fuyer dont you know
hmmm, a bad mother fuyer dont you know
But Im a rotten mother fuyer
I aint gonna tell you no lie

Say I dont love my woman tell ya the reason why
She fill my pants full of red devil lye

I was a hot mother fuyer dont you know
hmmm a burnn mother fuyer dont you know
I was a smoken mother fuyer
I aint gonna tell you no lie

My gramma told grandpa last year
You done got too old to shift your gear

Your stiff mother fuyer dont you know
worn out mother fuyer dont you know
You a funky mother fuyer
I aint gonna tell ya no lie

The monkey and the baboon were playing 7up
The monkey won the money but scared to pick it up
The monkey stumbled and the baboon fell
The monkey grabbed the money and he ran like

He was a runn mother fuyer dont you know
A trukn mother fuyer dont you know
Hes roegish mother fuyer
no I aint gonna tell you know lie