Will I write a song you love today?
There's no way to tell 
And who cares? Well, I don't
Thank the lord
That my standards for success are so low

Every time I pick up the pen I get 
Interesting results
Every time I sit down and I try I get 
Interesting results
At least 
Interesting results

Will I write a song I like today?
Decidedly no, there's no way, but okay
I guess I'll just go sing
What's on my mind

Every time I pick up the pen I get 
Interesting results
I get
Every time I sit down and I try I get
Extraterrestrial results
I get these 
Interesting results

I'm not gonna try
I'm not gonna try anymore
No more

This is not tryin'
This is not tryin'

No, I'm not gonna try
I'm not gonna try anymore
[x3]
No more, no

Next time

It may not be much, but let's see you try