Sorry mate we don't serve your kind here
How many drinks can I force down my neck... before I forget who I am
And how many beers must I drink with these queers before I can prove I'm a man

Let's have a night of drinking... stop all of your thinking
Forget about the things to do... let's have another beer or two
Hey this ones got it's name on you

How many bars I must crawl from the stars before I know I'm stoned
And how many glasses do raise to the brasses and I walk home all alone

But we will go on drinking as our world goes on sinking
And we will never drink alone
Yes we will go on drinking as our world goes on sinking
Because we will never drink alone

Let's have a night of drinking... stop all of your thinking
Forget about the things to do... let's have another beer or two
Hey this ones got it's name on you

How many shants will it take to piss my pants, or fall ina heap upon the floor
And how many fights can I take on tonight... until I can't fight any more

Let's have a night of drinking... stop all of your thinking
Forget about the things to do... let's have another beer or two
Hey this ones got it's name on you

But we will go on drinking as our world goes on sinking
And we will never drink alone
Yes we will go on drinking as our world goes on sinking
Because we will never drink alone

So I will go on drinking as my world goes sinking
And I will never drink alone
Yes I will go on drinking... my world keeps on sinking
I will never drink alone...