She's a cranky old critter
She's bitter, we warn ya
She lurks in a tree house
In Burbank, California
Along with a nephew
He says spew, he's cheerful
When his aunt starts to rant
She gives him an earful
She's grumpy, he's happy
It's generation-gappy
Take a whirl with the squirrels
Skippy and Slappy
Oh put a sock in it
That's my Aunt Slappy