y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay (4x)

you volunteer for charity work-you're gay

you care about the environment-you're gay

you're a ballet dancer-you're gay

you're a cake decorator-you're gay

you subscribe to honcho-you're gay

you go to fashion shows-you're gay

you love playing hacky sack-you're gay

you go to poetry readings-you're gay

y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay