Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever

Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician

He wore chains before Slayer and Venom

Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg



R:

If you don't like the Village people- you're f**king gay

If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're f**king gay

If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're f**king gay

If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're f**king gay



All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People

"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People

Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People

No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer



R:

If you think Death were good after their demos- you're f**king gay

If you think rape is wrong- you're f**king gay

If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're f**king gay

If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're f**king gay



Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay