YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE f**kING THE MAILMAN
YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS
YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F
YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE 
IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE 
I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE 
I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON 
IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN 
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME 
YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH 
THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK 
SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN
IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE 
ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE 
IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT 
I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT 
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY