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A Conversation With Howard Wulkan

Al Stankus Is Always On the Phone With His Bookie

All I Give a Fuck About Is Sex

All Our Fans Are Gay

Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot

Bald to the Bone

Ballad of Baldness

Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At a Phish Concert

Because You're Old

Being Ignorant Is Awesome

Big Pants, Bigger Loser

Bill Scott's Dumb

Body By Auschwitz

Branscombe Richmond

Caring About Anything Is Gay

Chris Barnes Is A Pussy

Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

Dictators Are Cool

Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

Dumb, Fat, & Gross

Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed

Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb

Face It. You're a Metal Band

Fred Shitbreath

Gloves Of Metal

Ha Ha Halocaust

Hitler Was A Sensitive Man

Hogging Up The Holocaust

Hootie And The Blowfish

Hot Girls on the Road

I Ate Your Horse

I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It

I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife On a Daily Basis

I Fucked Your Wife

I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women

I Hope You Get Deported

I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth

I Like Drugs and Child Abuse

I Lit Your Baby On Fire

I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

I Noticed That You're Gay

I Paid J. Howell To Rape You

I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human

I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You

I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I Wanna Grow Old With You

I Went Back in Time and Voted for Hitler

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I'm Not That Kind of Boy

I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert

If You Don't Like the Village People, You're Fucking Gay

In My Heart There's a Star Named After You

Jack Kevorkian Is Cool

Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak

Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey

Just The Two Of Us

Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay

Marc Payson Is A Drunk

My Woman, My Lover, My Friend

Obviously Adopted

Punching Joe Bonni's Face In

Recycling Is Gay

Religious Vomit

Rich Goyette Is Gay

Saving Ourselves For Marriage

Sweatshops Are Cool

Technology's Gay

The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.i.d.s. Is Awesome

The South Won't Rise Again

Van Full Of Retards

Walker, Texas Corpse

Waterfall Wishes

We Just Disagree

We're Not 'In Da House' You Fucking Wigger

Yay! It's Pink!

You Are An Interior Decorator

You Are An Orphan

You Are a Food Critic

You Can't Shut Up

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

You Drive An Iroc

You Go To Art School

You Got Date Raped

You Keep A Diary

You Live In A Houseboat

You Look Adopted

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You Own A Store

You Play On A Softball Team

You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag

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You Sell Cologne

You Should Be Balding

You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You

You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy

You're In A Coma

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach

You've Got Cancer

Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

Your Kid Is Deformed