Oasis

Amanda Palmer

When I got to the party, they gave me a forty
And I must have been thirsty 'cause I drank it so quickly 
When I got to the bedroom, there was somebody waiting 
And it isn't my fault that the barbarian raped me 

When I went to get tested, I brought along my best friend 
Melissa Mahoney (who had once been molested)
And she knew how to get there, she knew all the nurses 
They were all really friendly but the test came up positive, uh-oh

I've seen better days but I don't care 
Oh I just sent a letter in the mail 

When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend 
We got there an hour before the appointment 
And outside the building were all these annoying
Fundamentalist Christians; we tried to ignore them, oh-oh

I've had better days but I don't care 
Oasis got my letter in the mail 

When vacation was over, the word was all over 
That I was a crack whore - Melissa had told them 
And now we're not talking, except we have tickets
To see Blur in October and I think we're still going, oh-oh

I've seen better days but I don't care 
Oh I just got a letter in the mail 
Oasis sent a photograph it's autographed and everything 
Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear