All the girls think that you're the king, you're a romantic junkie 
On the edge of everything, you're a romantic junkie 
Learned all about it on MTV he seemed so cool, you said that drug's for me. 

Romantic junkie they think you're really something 
Romantic junkie I know you're really nothing,
Romantic junkie I'm glad I'm not like you .

Shit your pants steal your momma's cash you're a romantic junkie, 
You sold all your stuff for drugs cause you shot up all your money.
Read all about it in rolling stone ,
Now you got a habit that won't leave you alone. 

Romantic junkie she thinks you're really something,
Romantic junkie I know you're really nothing,
Romantic junkie I'm glad I'm not like you 

You're so cool I want to be just like you,
You're so smooth the girls all want to fuck you. 
Now you're giving head just to get your fix,
It couldn't get much better than this.