yes i am...the nightmare man...
i'm doing time...
in bedsitter land.
where money is friends..
and friends my man...
yeah! tap your feet
tap the phone...
dog and bone!!
i see two who are blue,
coming after you.
i saw three in green,
two are boys........
one's a queen!
i saw one dressed in red...
much too late...
cos, i woz dead!
wot do you want?
an all over tan?
a bunch of flowers?
or a well hung man ????

looking out of the window 
sitting on a train.

i'm just a fly in the ointment
i'm just a fly in the ointment
i'm just a
fly fly fly fly 
fly 
fly fly fly fly f
ly in the ointment

fly fly fly fly fly in the ointment
i'm just a fly in the ointment
fly