when first you meet a gentlemen of caliber and class
you don't just meet and run my dear thats callouss course and class
society has set the rules by which we all must play
so listen while we spell them out
and you'll be distingue
say how dye do and shake hands shake hands shake hands
how dye do and shake hands state your name and business
if manners could prevail and you do not act like a pig oink oink
the problems that the world presents may not seem quite so big a bow or 
curtsey more or less can brighten up the day and if you know what fork 
to use then you are on your wayhaayhaay aay say say how dye do and 
shake hands shake hands shake hands how dye and shake hands state 
your name and business HOW DYE DO!!!!!!!