You keep a knockin' but you can't come in 
The way you love I adore 
You always come never know where you been 
But a, now I'm here baby to even the score 

You're up, you're down 
You're always running in place 
Triathlon if you please 
You're always beggin' me for a taste 
But ain't up to snuff if you sneeze 

Yak yak yak 

Lord you give me the bends 
Your head's in jail
I'll call out the law 
Like The Reason A Dog 
Has so many friends 
He wags his tail instead of his tongue 

Your older sister 
She's a lot like you 
She likes to grab my microphone 
Now there ain't too much she won't do 
Especially when we're all alone 

You're up, you're down 
You're always runnin' in place 
Triathlon if you please 
Her mind's on rewind and erase 
But you might get shot, babe 
When you're shootin' the breeze 

Yak yak yak 

Lord you give me the bends 
Your heads in jail
I'll call out the law 
That The Reason A Dog 
Has so many friends 
'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue 
That The Reason A Dog
Has so many friends
'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
Ooh ooh who who who whoooo
Ooh ooh who who who whoooo 

Your older sister 
She's a lot like you 
And there ain't too much that she won't do
Ooh ooh who who who whooo
Ooh ooh who who who whooo 

There's always something 
That you got to say 
I lose my mind and then I surely fade away, yeah 

A yak yak yak 

Lord you give me the bends 
You're heads in jail
Now look what you done 

That The Reason A Dog 
Has so many friends 
'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue 
That The Reason A Dog
Has so many friends
He wags his tail instead of his tongue
That The Reason A Dog
Has so many friends
'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue...arf