I went to LA but the women didn't love me 
Lady was not even soft to the touch 
I went to LA but the women didn't love me 
The women didn't even like me too much 

Now when I walk I like to radiate around 
Radiate around and back to the sun 
Women prefer a menagerie of clowns 
Menagerie of clowns despite anyone 

Down in the layer of the fifty headed virgins 
The fifty headed virgins and the ninja skunk 
Down in LA where the women didn't love me 
The women didn't lead me back to their bunk 

My friend told me I had a leaky flask 
My friend told me I need an easy pass 
Mom's milk and dad's cheese 
Little Bob got killed on a high trapeze 

Love me long and kill me good 
No single women in my neighborhood 
That's a fabulous show 
That's a fabulous show 

My friend told me I had a smokers cough 
My friend told me I'd start a holocaust 
That's a fabulous show 
That's a fabulous show 

When you refind the one you lost 
In troubled flashy cause 
Angels hiding beneath the rope 
With this decisive and only cause, yeah cause