Love you turning all my pages 
Love you wearing my robes 
Wide awake in cold England 
After the door is closed 

Fine to learn another language 
Fine to spin a white thread 
Who's a garbage man? Who's a chief? 
Who's a monkey in my bed? 

And it's a fine 
Baby, it's just a timeshare 
It's a fine contagious disease 
And it's a fine swirling white guardsman 
Lay a tombstone on me 

Stop yearning, stop burning 
Staying out late at night 
Showing her the proper courtship 
Make her mama feel all right 

Come along a good husband 
Come along a fair bride 
Call the latest inception 
And you look clean inside 

And its a fine 
Baby, it's a just a timeshare 
It's fine contagious disease 
And its a fine swirling white guardsman 
Lay a tombstone on me