Big C big H mash Mary name it 
What a ride what a ride 
You got me dizzy with that bullwhip 
We clutched each other the walls closed in 
Don't bust my chops like Gungadin 
We're coming home now diggety dig 
The old zippo bang is what it is 
We got flip-flop rubber, gung-ho toys 
The mohair lockeroom pinup boys 
Five years old, he loves the screen 
Kissing with tongues and margerine 
Fast and loose in just one thing 
Fast and loose in everything 
They sit around and laugh all day 
Make paree and draw their pay 
Pool's not in but the patio's dry 
A shameful waste, we don't know why 
I can lift weights what the hell 
My little girl just thinks I'm swell 
No back-slapping daddy-o 
Ran the caddy up to 9-0