Velký zpěvník : Frank Zappa

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Absolutely Free

Concentration Moon

I Have Been In You

Lemme Take You To The Beach

Lonely Little Girl

Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

Frank Zappa - texty písní

'If We'd All Been Living in California...'

A Few Moments with Brother A. West

A Kayak (On Snow)

A Little Green Rosetta

A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes

A Small Eternity with Yoko Ono

A Token of My Extreme

A Typical Sound Check

A Very Nice Body

Advance Romance

America Drinks & Goes Home

Ancient Armaments

Anyway the Wind Blows

Are You Hung Up?

Baby, Take Your Teeth Out

Bamboozled by Love

Band introductions at The Fillmore West

Beauty Knows No Pain

Billy the Mountain

Bobby Brown Goes Down

Botulism on the Hoof

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

Brown Shoes Don't Make It

Call Any Vegetable

Camarillo Brillo

Can't Afford No Shoes

Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

Champagne Lecture

Charlie's Enormous Mouth

Childish Perversions

City of Tiny Lights

Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus

Clowns On Velvet

Cocaine Decisions

Cruising for Burgers

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

Dental Hygiene Dilemma

Dew on the Newts We Got

Didja Get Any Onya

Diseases of the Band

Do You Like My New Car?

Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?

Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague

Don't Eat There

Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

Don't Take Me Down

Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?

Dong Work for Yuda

Drooling Midrange Accountants on Easter Hay

Dupree's Paradise

Echidna's Arf (Of You)

Eddie, Are You Kidding?

Electric Aunt Jemima

Evelyn, a Modified Dog

Every Time I See You

Excentrifugal Forz

Father O'Blivion

Fembot in a Wet T-Shirt

Florentine Pogen

Food Gathering in Post-Industrial America, 1992

For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)

For the Young Sophisticate

Fountain Of Love

Frogs with Dirty Little Lips

Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder

God Bless America

Going for the Money

Half a Dozen Provocative Squats

Harder Than Your Husband

Harry, You're a Beast

He Used to Cut the Grass

Heavenly Bank Account

Heavy Duty Judy

Help, I'm a Rock

Here Comes the Gear, Lads

Holding The Group Back

Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?

Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)

Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel

How Could I Be Such a Fool?

How the Pigs' Music Works

How's Your Bird

Hungry Freaks, Daddy

I Ain't Got No Heart

I Come from Nowhere

I Could Be a Star Now

I Don't Even Care

I Don't Wanna Get Drafted

I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth

I'm Not Satisfied

I'm So Happy I Could Cry

I'm Stealing the Towels

I'm a Band Leader

I'm a Beautiful Guy

Ian Underwood Whips It Out

If Only She Woulda

It Can't Happen Here

It Just Might be a One-Shot Deal

Janet's Big Dance Number

Jelly Roll Gum Drop

Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk

Jewish Princess

Keep It Greasey

Kenny's Booger Story

Later That Night

Latex Solar Beef

Learning Penis Dimension

Let's Make the Water Turn Black

Let's Move to Cleveland

Letter From Jeepers

Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce

Little House I Used to Live In

Lonesome Cowboy Burt

Lost in a Whirlpool

Love of My Life

Man with the Woman Head

Metal Man Has Won His Wings

More Trouble Every Day

Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt

Mr. Green Genes

Nasal Retentive Calliope Music

Once Upon a Time

Our Bizarre Relationship

Penguin in Bondage

Penis Dimension

Pick Me, I'm Clean

Planet of My Dreams

Playground Psychotics

Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead

Prelude to King Kong

Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask

Religious Superstition

Ronnie's Booger Story

Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink

SEX

Saliva Can Only Take So Much

Sam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top

Satumaa (Finnish Tango)

Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture

She Painted up Her Face

Shove It Right In

Sleeping In A Jar

Soft-Sell Conclusion

Someplace Else Right Now

Son Of Orange County

Son of Mr. Green Genes

Son of Suzy Creamcheese

Spider of Destiny

St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Stairway to Heaven

Status Back Baby

Stevie's Spanking

Strictly Genteel

Stuff Up The Cracks

Sunshine of Your Love

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

Tears Began To Fall

Teen-Age Prostitute

Telephone Conversation

Tell Me You Love Me

That Evil Prince

The 'Torchum' Never Stops

The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

The Central Scrutinizer

The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny

The Closer You Are

The Dangerous Kitchen

The Dick Kunc Story

The Dressing Room

The Duke Regains His Chops

The Duke of Prunes

The Florida Airport Tape

The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth

The Girl's Dream

The Groupie Routine

The Gumbo Variations

The Idiot Bastard Son

The Illinois Enema Bandit

The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson

The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts

The Legend of the Golden Arches

The Little House I Used to Live in

The Living Garbage Truck

The London Cab Tape

The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou

The Motel Lobby

The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution

The Orange County Lumber Truck

The Phone Call/My Babe

The Poodle Lecture

The Radio is Broken

The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves the Stage

The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet

The Sanzini Brothers

The Sealed Tuna Bolero

The Sheik Yerbouti Tango

The Torture Never Stops

The Uncle Meat Variations

The Voice of Cheese

There's No Lust in Jazz

They Made Me Eat It

This Is Phaze III

This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich

Tinsel Town Rebellion

Titties 'n Beer

Toads of the Short Forest

Trouble Every Day

Truck Driver Divorce

Tryin' to Grow a Chin

Tuna Fish Promenade

Tush Tush Tush (A Token of My Extreme)

Uncle Bernie's Farm

Undaunted, the Band Plays On

Village of the Sun

Watermelon in Easter Hay

We Are Not Alone

We Can Shoot You

We Made Our Reputation Doing It That Way...

We're Turning Again

Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Welcome to the United States

What Ever Happened to All the Fun in the World

What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?

What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning

What's New in Baltimore?

What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?

When It Feels Natural...

When It's Perfect...

Who Are the Brain Police?

Who Needs the Peace Corps?

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?

Willie the Pimp

Willie the Pimp, Part One

Wind Up Workin' in a Gas Station

Wonderful Tattoo!

Would You Go All the Way?

Would You Like a Snack?

You Are What You Is

You Didn't Try to Call Me

You Got Your Armies

You There, with the Hard On!

You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here